well, last week i had a bit of an infection. specifically, if you must read on, a bladder infection.
besides the fact that i went to visit my close friend, the toilet, about 30 times a day, and sometimes didn't quite make it, i had a really nice visit with the doctor.
i'm not usually asked about my bathroom experience with that kind of interest, but after receiving a cup, filling it up, and placing it in a nice little safe, i received some meds.
the doctor gave me quite the description, "now this one will numb your bladder so you won't feel any urges. it will also change your urine a very bright orange, so don't be too shocked."
now, some of you may not agree, but having fluorescent glow-in-the-dark sunny delight in the toilet is really cool, and totally blog worthy. (don't worry, i took zero pictures. i'm not that weird!!!) on the other hand, not having urges kinda scared me before my two hour drive to logan.
luckily, with the right timing, i escaped having orange pants. and i am completely normal now. except cooler with my new life experience.
You are right! That is awesome and totally blog worthy! Also kind of gross. But gross is cool!
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