15. before you get married, you've got to make sure you meet each others' standards. if you have a few things to brush up on, go ahead, take this: baptism in a bottle bubble bath.
14. registering for kitchen supplies is a must. including this hot dog toaster. it will impress that hubby of yours that you can toast a hot dog almost as fast as microwaving it for 30 seconds!
13. it is important to look good for your special someone. and who wants to go to a barbershop and get your bangs trimmed? this little genius invention called "Bango" cuts your bangs for you however you want. Check out this after shot...
12. recognize this little guy? no he's not wearing a snuggie. this is the slanket! the "original" blanket with sleeves! now you can really cuddle up with your love knowing you are wearing the original thing.
11. any of you have gaged ears? you know how older folk have those ears that hang low? pretty gross when there's a big hole if you ask me... anyway, check out this ear lift! this will help you grow old together
10. this is the rotato express. another phenomenal machine to express your husband with how perfectly peeled your potatoes are!
9. some pajama jeans. come on girls. i know you love being completely comfortable in your pajamas. now you can be comfortable and wear those hott jeans for your hubby!
8. aren't you going to have a pet? of course you are. because they help you train for babies. including potty training. this comes complete with a book on how to potty train your kitty.
7. once you are pro on training that pet, you're ready for the baby! but why stop with a useless baby when you can train them to do some cleaning while they're learning to crawl all over the place? yep, the baby mop.
6. while you toast those hot dogs, you can microwave some s'mores! right in this special microsmore! cute huh? and for you noncampers, you don't even have to smell like smoke!
5. the AromaTrim. Sniffing this piece of plastic helps you lose weight! It makes you lose appetite to anything that may have once been tempting. perfect for keeping that marriage happy!
4. This is a perfect butter dispenser. Spits it out just like toothpaste. I mean I've always wanted butter this thick on everything i eat. Don't worry, you've got that AromaTrim so you'll be able to handle this.
3. Poop Freeze. For that pet. Or baby. Or.. whatever... this cute little machine freezes the poop on the spot so it's easier to just pick up and chuck! definitely a must have for carrying in your pocket at all times.
2. Rejuvenique Facial Mask! This helps tone your face, keeping you look young and fresh. I don't see why you don't just keep the mask on for that effect.
1. you may be wondering why i have a picture of a cute old man looking so content while his wife sleeps beside him? this picture is the main advertisement for anti-flatulence underwear. Get ready for this: airtight underwear with a replaceable charcoal filter that removes bad-smelling gases before they escape. I'm not sure I'll look at this picture in quite the same way...
happy tuesday! (p.s. this post is not a hint in any shape or form. eric and i are registered at bed bath and beyond and target like normal human beings.)
We will for sure use the baby mop at least when i am in charge of mopping.
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