top ten brilliants for your wishlist

Yep, it's time to show you the greatness and glory of some real things that are out there, calling your name.

10. Cheeseburger in a Can. I know you are thinking, meat in a can is gross, but at least it's something we've heard of it. Unfortunately, that wouldn't make the cut to this blog. This isn't meat in a can, this is a cheeseburger in a can, complete with the bun, cheese, and all of your favorite toppings. Just put the whole can in some boiling water. I'd say McDonald's is looking pretty good right now. Check it out here.

9. Walking around in a wearable blanket may have seemed a little weird to you. Or may it was just too warm in the summer, but you still want that relaxed toga look as you go out on the town. Don't worry, now there is a wearable towel! Don't get me wrong. I like a towel that stays on which is why my towel has velcro attached to it. But I think this best part of this wearable towel is that all the commercials and pictures make it look like this is what the cool kids do. Check it out.

8. The Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock. I mean for one thing, who needs this kind of lock for on the inside??? A creepy human, that's who.

7. Speaking of creepy humans, you might be one if your smile really is upside down. Good thing, you can get this Beauty Smile Trainer, to truly turn that frown upside down.

6. Watches get in the way. Pulling out a phone to check this time is ridiculous. But this... this is a nail clock. If you are going to go with the fake nails, might as well make them useful. See it here.

5. Toast Messenger! I mean seriously, just imagine the possibilities. Love Notes, Meeting Agendas, Train schedules, Sketches, Reminders... this could change your life. Depending on your scale of hunger.

4. If you have a shoe fetish, these are a must. These are the "There's No Place Like Home" shoes. Upload your required destination to the shoes, and they will point you in the right direction, literally. There are handy dandy progress lights on the front that show you just how close you are to your destination. Plus, these are amazing looking.

3. Long distance relationship? Check out Pillow Talk. Your pillow will light up when your loved one is using theirs. But if that doesn't seem real enough, this also sends you an audio of their heartbeat through a ring they wear. Maybe that ring should just be your new wedding ring?

2. Maybe hearing a heartbeat just isn't enough love for you. Maybe you just want that smooch. Don't worry, this is now completely doable with the Kissenger. Basically, with the use of robots and a whole lot of other techno genius, this transfers the movement of your lips to feel like a kiss on the other side. Pucker up!

1. My very favorite. Thanks to my friend, Brighton, for sharing this. There are so many reasons to love this. The marketing is phenomenal and there is a reason I'm including this video for you to view. Also, a BYU student is the wonder genius behind this. So how can you not want this? I have a feeling that if you don't own one of these within the next few months, all your co workers, family members, etc, will know.

Introducing, Poo Pourri. Also, please check out their website, www.poopourri.com.