10. guard at buckingham
oh man. if you have a hard time not smiling when someone tells a joke, you would fail this job. big time.
9. worm picker
but think of how many fishermen you are helping!8. potato chip inspector
this reminds me of that arthur episode with the green potato chip. watch out!
7. coffin maker
some people pay big money for what will hold their body after they die! just think of all the personalization you could put into each one
6. road kill remover
yeah, sick. and sad. i would rather just leave get well balloons for them.5. crayon color namer
some actual crayon color names: cheddar yellow (oh how i love cheese!), oxblood red (sick..), violaceous
and you thought there was pressure with coming up with names for color? just imagine Adam's job..
4. cereal box author
there are a lot of people who try so hard to get what they write out there and what better way than being a cereal box author? admit it, you read them too.3. breath odor evaluator
yeah you know all those things that are made to help your stinky breath problem? ever wonder how they get all that research?2. fortune cookie writer
oh how would it be to control everyone's future! or at least creep them out.
1. pet food tester
so they actually train people to taste dog and cat food and acquire the right tastes to know if a dog or cat would like this stuff.. . . i guess that is one way to get closer to your pet.
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