i'm writing this from a closet. i can't be more specific than that. the zombies are getting smarter and my location absolutely cannot be disclosed.
basically, utah state university had this group of professors who were secretly doing some research on extending human life. it's been this major secret because of the human right violations. the few professors who decided to take a stand against it have disappeared... this wasn't meant to be publicized.
one of the research subjects broke out last night. it's a smart one. although it's lost almost all human characteristics, it managed to escape. this morning i get this email:
Ahh...feels good to be out :) The next 5 day are going to be fun for me. But I'm sure most of you won't make it past the first. And the best part is not a single person will know who I am. I coul be your roommate, or the guy standing next to you reading the newspaper. Only one thing is certain, I will find you and use you in creation of my zombie horde!! You think your part of some resistance? In 4 days time i'll show you a force impossible to resist! and USU will fall prey to my mindless slaves
yep that's right. it's a zombie invasion. all we humans can do is arm ourselves with nerf guns and socks and run around until the zombies die out at the end of the week. i can only hope to last that long.
as of now there has been no trust outside. suspicious glances everywhere. walking through buildings when possible. facebook stalking those we know to be zombies. looking for that bandana on an arm or leg for reassurance of a friend. bandana on a forehead? run.
so far: 35 zombies and counting. and i have to walk to class. wish me luck.
pictures and more to come.
Is this like a campus-wide game of gotcha? We did something like this in high school with water guns. Sounds fun.
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