top ten ways to escape being thrown in the snow

10 Never go outside. Ever.

9 Hire the abominable snowman as your body guard.

8 Cover yourself in butter so you can slip out of the thrower's grip.

7 Wear an invisibility cloak.

6 Always do your hair super fancy and wear a fancy dress so they feel too bad to throw you in.

5 Wear velcro or glue so when they grab on to you, they can't let go. If you have to go down, you're not going down alone!

4 Make treats for the thrower's family so they won't dare throw you in the snow. (some people call this bribery)

3 Cover the ground with magnets. Wear magnets with the same charge so when you fall, you float.

2 Call the weatherman to play a trick in telling everyone there will be the biggest blizzard in decades only to have it be a hoax. No snow!

1 Cover yourself in salt so when you hit the ground, the snow melts.