10. the vertical bed. need to save space in your home? well who needs a giant bed when you can just sleep standing up?
9. portable office tie. is your man just the hardest working person ever? he probably doesn't have time to run back to his office every time he needs something, am i right? well, with this portable office tie, he can have his office with him everywhere he goes!
8. PB slices. yep. you know those plastic cheese things? now they come in peanut butter!
7. double decker sofa. my guess is you are just so popular you never have space for everyone in your living room. what a tragedy to have so many friends! this sofa will solve all your problems. yep there's always room for one more! as long as you have a high enough ceiling.
6. knife holder. this is a great tool for an angry cook.
5. inflatable turkey. now all you need is that turkey scented candle!
4. herb scissors. great for cutting little pieces all at once. also can be used for shredding things by hand.
3. emergency underpants. perfect to keep with you always just in case someone makes you laugh a little too hard.
2. perfect fitting bed. we all know this is the most comfortable sleeping position and the only one that you ever sleep in.
1. play-doh cologne. give this to your man so you can relive your childhood memories everywhere he goes!
Seriously, WHERE do you find these things?!
ReplyDeleteand how did those people get on the top couch?
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ReplyDeleteI'm adding the top 2 to my Christmas list...does that vertical bed come in a portable, instant blow-up version? They could make a FORTUNE with college students. Just sayin'.
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