paper-girling

dear newspaper reader,

i promise i threw your newspaper. it either landed in that 3 foot snow filled walkway of yours or slid down the street to your neighbor's house. you have quite the skating rink!

if you still can't find it, the four deer that stared me down probably ate it. i almost ran into one of them this morning ya know.

if you're positive the deer didn't devour it, i probably just couldn't get it out of my frozen window and door.

good thing we have the internet, eh?


love,
your favorite paper girl