Remember Garrett? The dating expert?
He decided to share some of his great wisdom with us the other day and I am sure glad he did! He told us the secret to determining how many children you will have.
The secret? The number of children you have is equal to the number of times you kiss on your wedding day.
As he explained to us, "My parents kissed 6 times on their wedding day. That is why there are six of us!"
There is a reason we are not doing kissing bells.
I find this slightly troubling. Don't people kiss like, dozens of times on their wedding day? Like for photos and stuff? I don't want dozens of kids...
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