10. sushi. yep get your fresh raw fish here!
9. you know how kids are always begging for pets? pick up a pet roach on your way out of the office. no biggie.
8. gold. yep just in case you wanted to look a little more rich in a non sensible way.
7. lobster. mmmm i love this kind of fishing/ catching/ whatever you call it when you capture those giant red bugs.
6. to go with your lobster, some fresh eggs. hey if you have a farm, why not?
5. toilet paper. in some countries, people have to carry around toilet paper just in case, this is in case you forget the just in case.
4. canned bread. food storage!
3. books! ok i really would love this one. i think that is awesome.
2. bicycle. this one is great! you do have to return it after use. but i love this! genius!
1. the anger release machine. (no joke, that is what it is called.) this is full of fine china which is made specifically for you to throw and break in whatever manner is necessary.
That is amazing! the toilet paper one is my fave because it is true...I have been caught in a foreign country with only wax-like butcher paper to use...be careful for paper cuts ouchie!
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