Top Ten Restrooms on my trip to Mt Rushmore

10. the outhouse. i am so blessed to have a bladder of steel and not always have to use these things! bleh!

9. Nothing makes a restroom more thrilling than lion wallpaper! and a ramp that leads up to the toilets! oh man. talk about extreme safari!

8. Yep. you can only guess when this one is used. luckily i never had to. but my family did witness a wonderful mom holding her child in the air simba style by one of these. that's right, teach them while they're young.

7. You know how people want to celebrate Christmas all year long? well what better way than having a Christmas style bathroom? You'll feel merry the whole time!


6. This one is just awesome. Leave your legacy in the bathroom! Also, please leave a tip.



5. This one wasn't so bad... for tall yetis like me. Sorry but if you are short and need to dry your hands, waving them around trying to reach the paper towels will work just fine.

4. So my family took a stop at this world record holding place for having the most teddy bears. Yeah, pretty cool, but not cool to be sitting while a mama bear is staring you down.

3. This one is actually nice! It's our hotel one. It's actually so nice that there's this timed light switch for a spot right in front of the toilet... a tanning light??? Then while you're sitting just stick your legs straight out and get a tan!

2. If you know the story of Wild Bill you know he had his back to the door with his dead man's hand and was shot in the back of the head. What you probably didn't know is that this was probably the last restroom he used... except they probably didn't have running water back then... Also my brother took this picture with my cell phone.

Lady who works there, "haha did you seriously just take a picture of our restroom?"

my ridiculously smooth brother, "no. i was just texting."

1. So we were driving back home. A 16 hour driving day and when you're on the road for a long time you really have to go! It doesn't help when you reach the gas station in the middle of wyoming and see this

In other words, who needs the toilet when you've got a secret shower upstairs at Burger King?

More about my awesome trip coming soon!