here are some major news stories i think you should be well informed on...
usu police responded to a fire alarm at jones hall. it was learned that the occupant was cooking eggs and overcooked them.
usu police responded to the living learning community for a suspicious person. police contacted the individuals who were out for a nightly walk and taking pictures of each other. the individuals were identified and released at the scene.
usu police assisted the logan city police in looking for several individuals throwing water balloons by aggie terrace. the individuals were not located.
usu police responded to several individuals on the aggie bull. upon arrival the officer located four ladies wrapped in towels hiding behind the bull. the officer explained to the four ladies that they could not be on the bull, especially naked.
usu police observed five completely naked male individuals on the back of the aggie bull on 1000 north and 800 east. all five individuals were holding on to each other in a "choo choo train fashion." upon arrival of the officer the individuals jumped off the bull and ran across the street naked and into the pineview apartments.
i just feel like i really need to leave my own legend in the statesman if all of this can come in one issue.... yep, let's see what i can do before december. any ideas?
"choo choo train fashion" sounds so professional. HA HA
ReplyDeleteClearly getting naked on top of the bull is the thing to do, so I would suggest going with that.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, I lived in Pineview with a room overlooking the bull for two years and I never once saw anyone on top of it, naked or otherwise. How lame is that? ;)