10. Clapper Plus- the regular old clapper was such a great product until it gave you blisters and red painful hands. Who wants that?? So now all you have to do is push a button! This will be great until you get more concentrated blisters.
9. Booty Pop- is your booty flat and unattractive? you can now get some padded undies to help fill that empty space you've been longing for!
8. Comfort Wipe- this kinda speaks for itself. But just imagine when your arms get cut off in that tragic accident and although they can save your hands, they just can save your whole arm. Who will laugh at this product then huh?
7. Handy Peel- no more annoying peelers! not when you can simply massage that potato! Recommendation: do not make some angry wearing this gloves.
6. Head massager- also can be used as a hat. or hand to hold that comfort wipe when your hands disappear.
5. Motorized Ice Cream Cone - so you can lick that cone in a perfectly balanced manner. also perfect for easy seductive eating for beginners.
4. In between plate- you know when you are in a group of people and so you slide two tables together and lucky you gets the spot in between the two table
3. Nugget Cup- with this little delight just pour soda in the cup and place a tray of nuggets on top. the straws come up and around the little tray for your convenience. now while you stick your face in the tray of chicken nuggets just slurp the soda at the exact same time. Because let's be honest. we hate wasting time.
2. Twirling Spaghetti Fork- my wrist just absolutely throbs after i spin spaghetti on my fork and now it won't be a problem! if only ariel had this technology so she could curl her hair.
1. Sure Clip- Cutting your toe nails is so hard when you can't even see them. But these clippers come with a magnifying glass! Now you have no excuse to have the utmost perfect nails.
thanks to mom for finding some of these at the store! i'm saving my money as we speak!
Hey cool! I've actually seen some of these products in stores! I'm still not sure how the comfort wipe works, and I'm certain that if I had that spinning fork contraption I wouldn't be using it for spaghetti. That could be a pretty intimidating weapon. Just think if some guy came running at you with a spinning fork!
ReplyDeleteI now know what to save my money for. I was so lost before this post. Thank you!
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