top ten secrets about being a paper boy assistant

10 waking up at 3 am

9 learning to fold/roll papers to ultimate flat perfection

8 throwing in awkward motion to somehow hit the target (more likely miss)

7 fashionably wearing black fingertips

6 looking for the legendary state street porcupine (myth?)

5 playing hide and seek with deer

4 not getting nauseous from roller coaster driving

3 figuring out which mansion porch to leave the paper at

2 seeing the creepy green statue children stare at you

1 getting to spend more time with paper boy

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