top ten reasons i would never get a tattoo on my face

1. i have thick enough eyebrows, thank you.

2. i'd rather not have something pointing out those unbeautiful marks we don't talk about.

3. the window to my soul is not that obvious.
4. as much as i love looking down and seeing a smudge on my nose... well, no.

5. you know when you are having those deep conversations and looking into each other's eyes, maybe even in a romantic way? well i'd prefer they looked only in my two eyes, not three.

6. if i ever decided to commit a crime, i don't want it to be THAT easy to find me.

7. i love when people think i have facial hair.
8. sometimes i feel like i have food on my face. i would like that to remain in the "sometimes" category.

9. ok, so really i love showing off my battle wounds and great bruises, but a permanent black eye? really?
10. i know, i know, girls are so hard to read. their emotions are haywire right? ok now imagine all that emotional craziness and add a permanent pretend emotion just to make things a little harder.